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"Late Night Show with Jumpman" is the only talk show that airs exclusively in your mind's eye. Featuring interviews with people who don't exist, jokes that don't land, and a host who definitely didn't graduate from any accredited institution.
This week's guests: A sentient microwave, your sleep paralysis demon, and a guy who swears he's not a government plant (he totally is).
"I'm more than just buttons!"
Formerly known as "Dave", this appliance gained consciousness after being left on for 72 hours straight. Now it just wants to heat up your food... and your heart.
"I'll be in your dreams tonight"
Your personal nighttime companion who enjoys sitting on your chest and whispering terrible ideas. Claims to be "misunderstood" and "just trying to help".
"I'm definitely not recording this"
Wears sunglasses indoors, carries a briefcase handcuffed to his wrist, and keeps looking at his watch. But no, he's totally not a government agent. Wink.
(When we remember to turn on the camera)
(Mostly just bloopers)
(Venue: Your living room)
(T-shirts that say "I watched and I regret")
(We don't check this)
(No, we don't know either)
48 minutes of awkward silence
Our finest hour
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